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HELLOOO I AM THE NECROMANCER YOU COMPLIMENTED UR PONIES ARE VERY KYOOT AND UR STRAW IS VERY ORGANIZEDDD HIIII BYEEE

Hi uhh i have a question can i byf on pt ? yu seem like a nice and cool person

Your strawpage is VERY unique!!! i love it alott

HIIIII THERE!! I LIKE YOUR FINN COSPLAY!! If it's okay that we can be friends... (evil giggles) (I don't bite. Trust me >) (8+ follow if you say yes to me!)

HIII I LUV YUR SKINS

hiihih! i was the facty i love ur ponys and tysm for signing my ata

HI i just wana say: have a nice day, so have a nice day! u cool, i like ur skin, i like u, i like ur friends, i like u all

mom what the fuck are these messages

but instead of facty answering,,,the glorious, elegant, intelligent, charming, kind, thoughtful, strong, courageous, creative, brilliant, gentle, humble, generous, passionate, wise, funny, loyal, dependable, graceful, radiant, calm, confident, warm, compassionate, witty, adventurous, respectful, sincere, magnetic, bold, articulate, empathetic, inspiring, honest, patient, powerful, attentive, uplifting, classy, friendly, reliable, ambitious, intuitive, talented, supportive, determined, charismatic MARTIAN SPEAKS UP ??!?!?1 "mb gang i just put a +2 card on the piling +2 cards that ended up being 67 billion cards and faggty ended up taking all ts !! " the green alien peaked from underneath the bed and then SALEM CALLED BRO !! "martian eill you fucking play your turn befor facty genuinely kirkiversary all of us—" oh but it was too late sweet salem,,,,because facty FLIPS THE FREAKING BED WITH THEIR 67 BILLION PERCENT POLYESTER STYROFOAM VELCRO FAG FINGERTIP CUZ THEYRE SOS STINKING HOT AND GEEKED OUT !!! everypony attending didn't have time to slobber over facty's bambolious alpha strength because poor WAXWELL was the victim of such strength !! he moans loudly cuz hes lowk into ts as the bed squishes him into the ground, turning him into a goob of mashed wax !!! "oh shit waxwell" ANDY SCREAMED IN COMPLETE AGONY AS HE RAN TO HIS BELOVED !!!!! HE KNELT DOWN,,,,EYES FULL OF TEARS AS HE TRIED TO PIECE HIM BACK TOGETHER !!!! "its ok type shift ill save eyou " andy cried oh cried so hard as she leaned down with her shaking body, puckering her lips to give waxwell the nastiest cpr known to mankind but because andys chuddy littl ass COULDN'T tell where bros mashed mouth was, she ACCIDENTALLY started giving him head ..... ?????1?1 his wax penir stirred in andys lips and she really thought it was working !! meanwhile waxwell started to hoot and holler as he enjoyed this unforeseen turn of events !! and finn was too engrossed into the fucking blowjob that he didn't notice facty, martian, lightbulb, J, sonky, metal, salem, goob, brusha, teagan, flutter, glisten, flyte were ALL hiding under the bed 🤯🤯🤯 but it's ok cuz they all lowk started gooning together at the sight and it was a blastfull orgy !! not much later shrimpo came in because finnys chuddy ass had invited him for dinner and when he came in the room he kirkenuenly started fucking fucking fuming because how DARE FINN DIDN'T INVITE HIM FOR THEIR ORGY !!!!!! shrimpo uses his superpower to laser blast gay people and canadians and BLOWS UP THE FUCKING HOUSE !!!!!! but just right before that andy and facty share one last kiss,,,, "facty,,,, ive got a crush on you,,,facty, ive got a crush it’s tru,,," andy whispered, and facty nodded bittersweetly for her to continue, caressing his slimy grimy stinky finger down her jaw “,,and it’s on you on some romantic shi,,,” the end -by yours truly

" bye bye shrimpo !! see you tomorrow !! " finn waves at his beloved coworker with his usual chuddy happy go lucky smile, even when shrimpo responded by saying every slur used by americans which is all of fhem. finn sighs dreamily and walks now the street, wondering oh wondering just how amazing his life would be if he had shrimpo in it ,,,, maybe his beloved spouse andy would be open to a poly rls ?? maybe !! but he knew he CAN'T make any move without telling his beautiful wife waiting for him at home !!! the thought gets him so excited he started to skip and moan a little, he can't wait to get back and make sweet sweet love to his wife and probably think it's shrimpo the whole time !!! finn nears their house's doorstep, and he HEARS andys beloved voice !!! he gets super excited that his chuddy slimy fingers fumbled with the keys 6742069 times before finally entering their home " IM HOME MY BELOVED ANDY !!!! " screamed finn at the top of his lungs, feeling so fucking fucking happy until he hears andy get DEAD silent..... he raises his eyebrow curiously and his smile falters a little, was his beloved spouse not happy to see him? why didn't he greet him back? finn g g ggylps and started going up the stairs to their bedroom, hoping that andy still isn't mad at him for venting to their toilet about how they always have people shitting inside them !! blame BARNABY for having a chuddy ass diarrhea session !! but when he opened the door, h-hgh--gy--h-he found w-e-w-wweh-WAXWELL ??2?! ON TOP O-OGOG-O-H--OF ANDYY ??1!?? EHAT in the absolute freak is happening !!!!! finn screams like a fucking girl as if he saw a white man running at him and waxwell screams back, hopping off andy, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE ???1 YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO COME HOME EARLY TYPE SHIFT !!!! " waxwell yelled nonchalantly, resembling leffrey loud as his candle burst in flames, something that ONLY happens when hes feeling super duper angry and super duper turned on,,,,,👀👀noticing andy jumps up eith his strap on and immediately starts crying like a little bitch, " OH FINN MY LOVE PELASE ITS NOT WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE !!! i told waxwell to come by to pluck my shawls but he heard it as suck my balls by ABSLOUTTE ACCIDENT !!! " finn.....finn slowly relaxes, and smiles big !! " OHHHH OHH OH AHAHAAA OH WOW !!!! oh waxwell you absloutte silly billy !!! of COURSE thats the reason !!! considerinf your lack of ears" finn laughs so much as andy and waxwell exchange glances, and waxwells lowk still freaking freaking turned on so he wiggles his weewee a bit "ermm does that mean we can continue type shift" waxwell interrupted as he scratched his balls, making finn pause, " wait,,,,continue ?? i thought this was a mistake ,,,," andy hurries to hop in "YES YES IT IS waxwell was just ABOUT to leave the fucking house waxwell can youget the fuck out ogmy god I onlyy likeyou for your body…" andy started pushing waxwell oit of the room with his legs spinning around looney toon’s style because if his SUBMISSIVE, PETITE frame BEFORE..... A PAINED GROAN CAME FROM UNDERNEATH THE BED !!!!! "OUWI FUCK MY BALLS !!!!!!!! " a scream came from the narrow space underneath the bed, making EVERYPONY turn at the freaking sound while andy hit that we're cooked speed gif " b-balls ,,,,, ? NOBODY here has balls, toons only have dicks because we're all alphas !!!! unlesss....." finn whimpered and then gasped, pointing horrifically at the bed , his eyes wider than Waxwell’s hole rn " F-F-F-FHFFF&H_--FHF FAACCTYY !??????????? " the mariachi band andy hired to cuck plays a DRAMATIC beat,,,,,

YOU DONT HAVE 67 BILLION TABS OPEN OF PICTURES OF ME BRUH ITS ALWAYS FACTY OHH SONKY YOU MESSGED ME WHILE I WAS SLOBBERING OVER FACTY OHH I HAVE FACTY TABS OPEN AND STARING AT HIM OHH IM DRAWING OVIPOSITION FACTY ART THEYRE SO AMAZING !! FYCK YOU (lovingly)

WHEN DO YOU DDIIIEEEEUHHH in my arms so i can look at you with sparkles in my eyes and say oh,,,,oh silver,,,,,why did it have to be you !!! IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME !!! ME KISSING FACTY !!! NOW YOURE TOGETHER MAKING OUT SLOPPY NASTY STYLE IN HELL !!! FFUUCHCCCKKKUHHH

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